He choked on Zoom? Are you kidding? “ I ask Jane. I’m on zoom with my sixty plus friends Moo Moo, Jane, and Bill. Since the quarantine we talk we zoom every day, complain about the pandemic, and mostly discuss l looking for love.

“On a noodle. Choked and turned blue and that was it,” Jane says with a sad sigh. “I watched the medics carry the poor guy out. My luck. He was a 90-year-old billionaire. Right after I blew him, he invited me to his mansion in Finland where there’s no Covid. He was going to give me his dead wife’s jewelry.”